Me: What’s your favourite subject?
Her: Recess
Me: That’s not a subject!
Her: It is! If not, why is it on the timetable?
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(just after Liverpool scored)
Me: Woo!!
Her: What happened?
Me: My team just scored!
Her: Then why do they have to hold each other’s heads?
Me: Cos they’re celebrating!
Her: They should just kick each other.
- – -
(while playing Pictionary)
Me: What are you drawing?
Her: Do you give up?
Me: No!
Her: Okay, I’ll draw it easier for you. If you still can’t guess, I’ll press the give up button for you.
(There was no “Give Up” button. She just drew it.)
- – -
Her: I like your floor.
Me: Why?
Her: The floor is like Ikea!
- – -
Kids really do say the cutest things, don’t they? :p
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Song of the Day
The Dope (Wonderful You), by The Dandy Warhols




